I did it I hit the 70 hour mark and I only got 24% of the trophies.
While in yakuza 4 I beat the game in 70 hours with 30% of the trophies done.

●neko plays yakuza5 ●this is the end for me ●y
●gif ●Yakuza 5 ●my children ●ALL OF THEM ARE MY YAKUZA CHILDREN

kassa-fabrication:

i love this fucking game

●yakuza 4 ●THIS STILL FUCKING MAKES ME LAUGH ●YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT KIRYU ●HE'S GOD TIER

i will be dead in my grave before sega decides to throw a bone at it’s american fanbase for yakuza . 

●dont even bring up that old rumor of atlus translating it ●never happeing ●ever

i’m not sure if this is a real game or i’ve been hallucinating this whole time.

SOMETIMES I GO THROUGH YOUR Y5 TAG AND HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING THIS IS A REAL GAME

I don’t know how it’s a real game ether with all this shit.







IT EVEN HAS DUMB INITIAL D BULL SHIT


YOU CAN EVEN FUCKING ROLL YOUR ENEMIES INTO FUCKING SNOW MAN

OR IF YOU WANT YOU CAN PICK A COIN LOCKER OFF THE GOD DAMN STREET AND CRUSH THEM WITH IT


OR YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DANCE BATTLE WITH FUCKING GRANDMA

WHO SAT DOWN AND CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT FOR A GAME ABOUT THE YAKUZA.

●long post ●GOD DAMN THIS GAME ●HOLY HELL

i did a substory in Y5 where i work as a store clerk and i caught a shop lifter and as a reward the manager gave me expired bento that actually took away my health.

●Omfg ●Neko plays yakuza5 ●y dude ●y

princeyouji said: get yiffy

●Princeyouji

gonnagetcaged said: I just wish you could make the protags dress up in cat ears or stuff like you can for the hostesses. Cat ears in cutscenes. Cat ears during fights. Imagine.


OMG the game would be so much better. holy shit.  Just imagine fighting on top of millennium tower to the death in cute cat ears and school girl outfit. 

●Under ground death matches in kawaii maid outfit plus ears
Anonymous asked:
You don't fuck the dog while it's a dog.

Correction:
ME on the way to fuck the super ego

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